If you don’t like at least one kid rock song. Your wrong.
unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about the time when a guy tried to...
neverl4nds: qtfo: idk about you but i like the idea of combining bright quality and luxury quality together. Everyone is happy ok idk about you but i’m feeling 22
I love how some people see Sherlock and think "Oh...
sherlock-is-my-bby: sherlockspeare: lokis-army-at-221b: But in reality we’re like IT GOT BETTER
shercockandmycrotch: fiftyonefiftied: Wanna hear a joke? What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg? Nothing, because they’ve never met.
nepetaleijon: well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine i bake
oodlyenough: passion: how to have a flat stomach remove all of your organs
writer-of-wrongs: Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously,...
ju-ke: i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
fannibalecter: luvr4photography: timelordassbutt-from221b: jumpushfall: grapefruitshampoo: I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom do you feel me? i taste you someone get hannibal away from tumblr Mmmm delicious
trickspeightjr: So instead of using the phrase “Like a bull in a china shop” can we use “like Castiel in a grocery store”? because I mean
though-hell-should-bar-the-way: sassygaydean: ilovehowyouletmefall: Imagine Cas becoming human and Dean trying to get him into classic rock. But somehow Cas gets introduced to dubstep. And it’s suddenly all he wants to listen to. Imagine Dean’s face. Sam would totally do it. As revenge for all those hours and endless miles of blasted, repetitious, mullet rock.
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
yourfictionmyreality: vampstiel: lets talk about misha’s little victory dance after getting jensen’s resume here: cutie patootie
paradisaic: paradisaic: my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
joss-kills-people: makeoutwithyourposter: So season 9 can we please have an episode where Dean turns on the radio in the impala and “Heat of the Moment” starts playing and Sam just slams it off with a disgusted bitchface And then the music snaps back on and Gabriel is sitting in the back seat with a shit eating grin on his face.