thu walking dedz.

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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neverl4nds:

qtfo:

idk about you but i like the idea of combining bright quality and luxury quality together. Everyone is happy ok

idk about you but i’m feeling 22

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sherlock-is-my-bby:

sherlockspeare:

lokis-army-at-221b:

But in reality we’re like

IT GOT BETTER

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shercockandmycrotch:

fiftyonefiftied:

Wanna hear a joke? 

What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg?

Nothing, because they’ve never met. 

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nepetaleijon:

well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine

i bake

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oodlyenough:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

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writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.

I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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